[ Because he doesn't actually know who he's talking to - crowbars is different to abcdefuckyou, after all - just like he doesn't know that "the fort" probably refers to the business that this dude's got going. So. Whoops. ]
Anyway, no, I'm not going to ask why you've been arrested. It's none of my business. Even if it were, there's a pretty short checklist of likely possibilities. You didn't meet your quota, you're a dom and got caught fucking another dom, you've been given too many citations... Something pointedly sexually-charged like that. Tends to be what gets people in trouble around here.
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[ Because he doesn't actually know who he's talking to - crowbars is different to abcdefuckyou, after all - just like he doesn't know that "the fort" probably refers to the business that this dude's got going. So. Whoops. ]
Anyway, no, I'm not going to ask why you've been arrested. It's none of my business.
Even if it were, there's a pretty short checklist of likely possibilities. You didn't meet your quota, you're a dom and got caught fucking another dom, you've been given too many citations...
Something pointedly sexually-charged like that. Tends to be what gets people in trouble around here.