calloused: ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ | ᴅɴs (281.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2021-07-04 03:00 pm (UTC)

I wouldn't chew your leg off.
Just break it a little.
Pop off a kneecap, maybe.

Punishment. As with all things. Citations, typically.
But — more often than not, mandatory events are... mandatory.
I mean, there was once a bell that rang through the city and made everyone who heard it start fucking each other.
Can't exactly prepare for things like that.

Anyway.
I am aware of that extremely common fun fact.

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