calloused: ᴄᴇɴᴛʀɪᴄɪꜱᴍ (240.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2021-07-04 03:31 pm (UTC)

Stop making me feel bad.
That first thing. The book thing. Quit it.
I am proud of you. And I won't hurt your legs.
Shut up.

Mass hypnosis.
Now that I think about it, you should probably try to stay away from the water as much as you can.
There's going to be some kind of consequence. People who spend too much time in the water are going to turn into horny mermaids, or something.
Probably going to have to wait until after the flood for me to give you those books.
Which defeats the point. But.
Still.
Safety.

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