Okay. Well. Fine. Good. Get better at skateboarding.
Everything here is always horny. Fish parts and flesh-hunger not withstanding. Mermaids just like drowning people, though. Typically. Not that I've ever met one, but that's what I've heard. Then again, hunters say worse things about werewolves. I'm sure there are plenty of mermaids out there who don't tip over boats just to watch people die.
Smart. Okay. Thank you for humoring me. You could have very easily just admitted to my face that you have no intention of reading anything I give you. You're kind.
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Well.
Fine. Good.
Get better at skateboarding.
Everything here is always horny. Fish parts and flesh-hunger not withstanding.
Mermaids just like drowning people, though. Typically.
Not that I've ever met one, but that's what I've heard.
Then again, hunters say worse things about werewolves. I'm sure there are plenty of mermaids out there who don't tip over boats just to watch people die.
Smart. Okay.
Thank you for humoring me. You could have very easily just admitted to my face that you have no intention of reading anything I give you.
You're kind.