I don't even know what to say to you right now. I think that's the worst thing you've ever said to me.
[ he's joking. well - it is probably the worst thing derek's ever said to him, but he can take a joke, however much he fucking despises theo's entire existence and all the bullshit stiles had to go through because no one wanted to listen to him, and theo knew it.
it's funny, but it's not. either way, because it's derek that's saying it, stiles can roll with it. ]
I'd rather die on the operating table a thousand times. In no world would I willingly fuck Theo. But also let's get this straight: he would never get to fuck me. He would never be so lucky.
[ how fucked up is it that it takes hypotheticals about fucking one of his worst enemies to make him talk himself up? anyway, that's not even the point derek is trying to make. ]
I wouldn't want to sleep through it though. Gotta make sure you don't draw dicks on my face. Or put that stupid double-ring shit somewhere on my body.
[ sorry not sorry, scott. your tattoo still and always will suck. ]
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I think that's the worst thing you've ever said to me.
[ he's joking. well - it is probably the worst thing derek's ever said to him, but he can take a joke, however much he fucking despises theo's entire existence and all the bullshit stiles had to go through because no one wanted to listen to him, and theo knew it.
it's funny, but it's not. either way, because it's derek that's saying it, stiles can roll with it. ]
I'd rather die on the operating table a thousand times.
In no world would I willingly fuck Theo.
But also let's get this straight: he would never get to fuck me.
He would never be so lucky.
[ how fucked up is it that it takes hypotheticals about fucking one of his worst enemies to make him talk himself up? anyway, that's not even the point derek is trying to make. ]
I wouldn't want to sleep through it though.
Gotta make sure you don't draw dicks on my face.
Or put that stupid double-ring shit somewhere on my body.
[ sorry not sorry, scott. your tattoo still and always will suck. ]