calloused: ʙᴇᴛɪᴄᴏɴꜱ (98.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2021-08-04 10:09 pm (UTC)

I mean, I was speaking generally. Really didn't want this to turn into you talking about getting fucked by another guy. Even negatively. Even hypothetically.
I mean, I nearly said Peter instead of Theo. I thought - hey, that's a funny joke. Calls Peter out for being a lousy lay. Probably hurts his feelings.
But then I thought - no. Weird. Don't say that about your uncle.
Didn't think it would still get weird despite my best efforts to avoid such an ending.
Should've seen it coming.

Not going to draw dicks on your face. Or boobs on your arm.
You're going to have to give me some kind of guidance here, though.
Or else just trust me to do something you'll like.

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