calloused: ғᴀᴏʟᴀᴅʜ (24.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2019-02-06 11:12 pm (UTC)

You obviously haven't met him. You would know what I'm talking about if you had.
He has the facial equivalent of a ring of coffee left on a dirty tablecloth. If he stood next to a quail egg with googly eyes on it, I wouldn't be able to tell the two of them apart.
Anyone would notice those moles. Having two heads would be less noticeable.

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