Listen, mountain main. Some of us appreciate a nice, hot shower more than others. Forgive me for being excited that I won't have to spend thirty minutes standing in the equivalent of a cold sneeze just to feel clean. No takebacks, by the way. That shower is mine now.
Okay, well good. That you're fine, I mean, not that you haven't been sleeping. You're welcome to try out my bed. It's thin and lumpy and comes with the added bonus of a spring in your back at least 50% of the time! For free. You can't beat free. 2/10, would recommend for a rough night's sleep. No but seriously though. Being back feels weird And that's kind of fucked up, isn't it? We slept better in a makeshift prison than we do in actual beds now. What a joke.
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Some of us appreciate a nice, hot shower more than others.
Forgive me for being excited that I won't have to spend thirty minutes standing in the equivalent of a cold sneeze just to feel clean.
No takebacks, by the way. That shower is mine now.
Okay, well good.
That you're fine, I mean, not that you haven't been sleeping.
You're welcome to try out my bed.
It's thin and lumpy and comes with the added bonus of a spring in your back at least 50% of the time! For free. You can't beat free.
2/10, would recommend for a rough night's sleep.
No but seriously though.
Being back feels weird
And that's kind of fucked up, isn't it?
We slept better in a makeshift prison than we do in actual beds now.
What a joke.