This is doing wonders for my self-esteem. Really, please, keep going. Hopefully your little scarecrow buddy doesn't go all Wizard of Oz and start wishing for a brain, because he'd up and leave you the second he got one on account of, I don't know You're an idiot. Besides, I know that was supposed to be an insult But you like long and skinny and Stiles-looking Don't try to say you don't because you wouldn't be talking about buying a subpar (oh, sub joke) replacement if you didn't.
I was gonna offer to keep one side of your bed warm just to see if that helps
[ no he wasn't, but now he's being bold ]
But I'd much rather watch you cuddle the equivalent of an anime body pillow that you dressed up to look like me. I can't wait. Can you get your little scarecrow boyfriend before I finish at Rosalind's? You've got like 3ish hours.
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Really, please, keep going.
Hopefully your little scarecrow buddy doesn't go all Wizard of Oz and start wishing for a brain, because he'd up and leave you the second he got one on account of, I don't know
You're an idiot.
Besides, I know that was supposed to be an insult
But you like long and skinny and Stiles-looking
Don't try to say you don't because you wouldn't be talking about buying a subpar (oh, sub joke) replacement if you didn't.
I was gonna offer to keep one side of your bed warm just to see if that helps
[ no he wasn't, but now he's being bold ]
But I'd much rather watch you cuddle the equivalent of an anime body pillow that you dressed up to look like me.
I can't wait.
Can you get your little scarecrow boyfriend before I finish at Rosalind's?
You've got like 3ish hours.