Maybe if he gets a brain he'll be able to come up with a better insult than "if your scarecrow version of me has a brain he'll leave you because you're an idiot". But. You're right. I do like long and skinny and Stiles-looking.
[ a pause. he recognizes that boldness for what it is, and derek isn't the most self-aware guy, at times, but he knows himself enough to realize he was actively fishing for something like this. a way to... break into inviting stiles into bed again. he just has to play it cool, hide how much he needs this. ]
I'm not actually invested enough in this insult to make it a reality. Sorry. No Stiles effigy to cuddle and blow my load on when I can't fall asleep. But. You can take my bed. When you're here. If you want to. I can sleep on the couch. Or... wherever.
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But.
You're right.
I do like long and skinny and Stiles-looking.
[ a pause. he recognizes that boldness for what it is, and derek isn't the most self-aware guy, at times, but he knows himself enough to realize he was actively fishing for something like this. a way to... break into inviting stiles into bed again. he just has to play it cool, hide how much he needs this. ]
I'm not actually invested enough in this insult to make it a reality. Sorry. No Stiles effigy to cuddle and blow my load on when I can't fall asleep.
But.
You can take my bed. When you're here. If you want to.
I can sleep on the couch. Or... wherever.