Sounds like something a twelve year old would say.
[ but listen. stiles only keeps falling back on romeo and juliet and shakespeare in general because he's still kind of... fascinated? impressed, maybe. he never would have pegged derek as someone who'd be into shakespeare, but - well, he probably did have a semi-normal life, before kate burned everything down around him. he was a normal kid once, a kid that tragedy hadn't touched yet.
stiles teases, but he doesn't mean any actual harm. ]
Last time I tried to feed you when you were at my place you dumped my crackers on the bed and refused to split a sandwich with me. Like a big picky baby. Like a picky twelve year old. You're a terrible dinner guest. See if I ever invite you over to eat again. Anyway, I'm cool with whatever you want to pick up. Literally anything, I'm not picky. Wait, you're gonna pick up something super weird if I say that just to be an ass. I'm cool with most non-weird things. As long as there's no celery in anything I'm good.
[ because he's a human with a food allergy. go humans. ]
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[ but listen. stiles only keeps falling back on romeo and juliet and shakespeare in general because he's still kind of... fascinated? impressed, maybe. he never would have pegged derek as someone who'd be into shakespeare, but - well, he probably did have a semi-normal life, before kate burned everything down around him. he was a normal kid once, a kid that tragedy hadn't touched yet.
stiles teases, but he doesn't mean any actual harm. ]
Last time I tried to feed you when you were at my place you dumped my crackers on the bed and refused to split a sandwich with me.
Like a big picky baby.
Like a picky twelve year old.
You're a terrible dinner guest.
See if I ever invite you over to eat again.
Anyway, I'm cool with whatever you want to pick up.
Literally anything, I'm not picky.
Wait, you're gonna pick up something super weird if I say that just to be an ass.
I'm cool with most non-weird things.
As long as there's no celery in anything I'm good.
[ because he's a human with a food allergy. go humans. ]