[ awful bold to think derek will take characteristic shyness as characteristic shyness when he can instead choose to be largely and pointlessly annoyed.
especially when stiles keeps taunting him about fucking chess. this brat. ]
Okay, Stiles. You know what? Stakes. Let's add stakes. Real stakes. Not jokes. If I win? You will do crunches until I tell you to stop. I'll be standing there, and I'll be watching you work out, and I will stare at you as you turn your body into a battered and broken wreck. You will suffer. Oh, man. You will suffer. If you win? I don't know. Something just as humiliating and painful. Whatever you want. I'll do anything. No questions asked.
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especially when stiles keeps taunting him about fucking chess. this brat. ]
Okay, Stiles. You know what?
Stakes. Let's add stakes. Real stakes. Not jokes.
If I win? You will do crunches until I tell you to stop. I'll be standing there, and I'll be watching you work out, and I will stare at you as you turn your body into a battered and broken wreck. You will suffer. Oh, man. You will suffer.
If you win? I don't know.
Something just as humiliating and painful. Whatever you want.
I'll do anything. No questions asked.