I really want you to wonder. I want you to spend the next three hours wondering what I could possibly do to you that’ll make you think twice about ever questioning my chess game ever again. I’ll tell you one thing though. I’ll give you two options, and I’ll tell you the first one right now. When you lose, you’re gonna post a video on the network, and you’re going to tell everyone how bad you are at chess, and you’re gonna tell everyone how great you think I am, and that you’ll never challenge me like this again. Publicly admit defeat. You’re going to tell everyone that I’m the king. Scratch that, you’ll tell everyone I’m your king. And you have to sound sincere. I’ll make you do it over and over again until you sound like you mean it.
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I want you to spend the next three hours wondering what I could possibly do to you that’ll make you think twice about ever questioning my chess game ever again.
I’ll tell you one thing though.
I’ll give you two options, and I’ll tell you the first one right now.
When you lose, you’re gonna post a video on the network, and you’re going to tell everyone how bad you are at chess, and you’re gonna tell everyone how great you think I am, and that you’ll never challenge me like this again. Publicly admit defeat.
You’re going to tell everyone that I’m the king.
Scratch that, you’ll tell everyone I’m your king.
And you have to sound sincere.
I’ll make you do it over and over again until you sound like you mean it.
Or there’s always mystery door number two.