Yeah, whatever. You're not intimidating. Like I said - you're cute. I feel like I'm being threatened by a kitten. A sarcastic kitten. Do your worst. You bastard.
[ he's kind of excited. he's kind of excited, but he's also sort of salty with himself for limiting his inevitable victory to making stiles do crunches. it'll be fun, watching him just straight up fucking die, and derek is completely sure that he's going to win this, but. should've thought of something more humiliating than physical exertion, if stiles is getting this creative with it. oh well. ]
Are you going to tell me what I'm signing myself up for, or do I have to wait until I've won to get it out of you?
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Like I said - you're cute. I feel like I'm being threatened by a kitten. A sarcastic kitten.
Do your worst. You bastard.
[ he's kind of excited. he's kind of excited, but he's also sort of salty with himself for limiting his inevitable victory to making stiles do crunches. it'll be fun, watching him just straight up fucking die, and derek is completely sure that he's going to win this, but. should've thought of something more humiliating than physical exertion, if stiles is getting this creative with it. oh well. ]
Are you going to tell me what I'm signing myself up for, or do I have to wait until I've won to get it out of you?