confiscated: (⇀ watching over)
Brooks Myers ([personal profile] confiscated) wrote in [personal profile] calloused 2019-04-25 07:31 pm (UTC)

We already know laundry isn't my strong point. Cooking either - so I guess I'm scrubbing floors and staying on my knees. What a hard knock life.

[They talk about blowjobs far too much for it to be even a joke anymore, but Tate will never let it die. Joking like this makes things feel still stupid and airy, opposed to serious and drawn out. Goes beyond ever thinking Derek was hot now to just - sort of being like a second greeting. Tate gives Derek's shoulder another little shove, and snickers.]

I'm actually shit at cleaning, too. We had a maid, like I said. The only thing I'm not bad at there actually is the blowjobs. Guess that decides it for me.

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