Technically your eyes aren't your face. Are your eyes your face? You idiot? Are your eyes, specifically, your specific face, specifically? Your face can't read. Wait, neither can your eyes. Your brain can read. Your eyes just filter the information to your brain. Your face and your eyes can't read.
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Doesn't sound suspicious. Where? I'll come meet you.
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Are your eyes your face? You idiot? Are your eyes, specifically, your specific face, specifically?
Your face can't read.
Wait, neither can your eyes. Your brain can read. Your eyes just filter the information to your brain.
Your face and your eyes can't read.
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Doesn't sound suspicious.
Where? I'll come meet you.