Can't believe this city wastes its time putting aphrodisiacs in masks and caves when they could just hire you to make sexy dick jokes.

[ They're probably just going to a regular hardware store, which, you know. Isn't going to offer much in the way of pillories. Then again, who fucking knows, with this place. Derek stands, walks backwards, making sure Tate's keeping up with him, then turns around and heads out normally. ]

You okay with walking, or is your ass too fucked up?

[ from sitting on the... branch. wow, that was a weird thing to say. ]