calloused: ᴇᴀꜱʏꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ (185.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2019-04-30 08:30 am (UTC)

I've definitely caught you "not having had time to jerk off" pretty often.
Good euphemism. Definitely unsuspecting.

We don't have to use you as an example, if you're going to be pedantic.
Think of someone else who would fuck themselves if they could go in time.
Rosalind? Scott. Definitely a Scott thing.
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