Dinner's on someone who is probably very mad and very hungry.
[ But. Derek's not criticising. After climbing the ladder two rickety rungs at a time (because, you know, he's manly,) he does a few stress tests of the platform, something that he's, uh... done unreasonably often, actually. It's like every chance he gets, he's gotta put his feet in the corners or bounce on his heels to see if the whole thing will hold. It will. It's sturdy as fuck and surprisingly well-made. But. Gotta be sure.
He drops down, hanging his legs over the side, and... it's nice, up here. Derek slaps around behind him for a beer of his own. ]
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[ But. Derek's not criticising. After climbing the ladder two rickety rungs at a time (because, you know, he's manly,) he does a few stress tests of the platform, something that he's, uh... done unreasonably often, actually. It's like every chance he gets, he's gotta put his feet in the corners or bounce on his heels to see if the whole thing will hold. It will. It's sturdy as fuck and surprisingly well-made. But. Gotta be sure.
He drops down, hanging his legs over the side, and... it's nice, up here. Derek slaps around behind him for a beer of his own. ]
Don't let me get drunk enough to fall.
[ ha ha werewolves can't get drunk funny joke. ]