I did have a phase where I wanted to be a porn star. Because I was a fucking fifteen year old boy.

[ But no, that's not the joke. Derek wets his lips, stares at the back of Tate's head, trying to figure out if he's actually going to follow through on this or not. Figures it's not the worst secret he's shared about himself, though, ssssoooooo. ]

Kind of wanted to play basketball professionally?

[ He says, like it's a question. As for what he wants to do now - he doesn't really have an answer. Hibernate, maybe. ]