Damnit, that's not even embarrassing, Derek. I mean, kinda shitty of you 'cause - cheating, much? But if you had a shot that's a pretty normal fucking dream. I probably could've run track better than I did, but I don't think that would've panned out for me either.

[Not just 'cause he died, of course. But because it was just a hobby over a focus. He wasn't wildly great at it despite a few medals and a trophy here or there. He wasn't a superhuman kid who probably kicked ass on the court and would've gotten in shit when doing testing later on.]

You could reignite the porn star thing here, though. Hard Wolf Hale. It could work.