Magazines stashed in the woods, for me. But. Didn't really have much of a choice.

[ Because, you know - growing up in a family of people who fucking knew what he was doing no matter how hard he tried to find it didn't give him a lot of avenues for... that. Jesus, okay. Circling away from himself. ]

Anyway. I'm sure at least one person has solicited dick pics on the network. There's gotta be LIERs porn somewhere. We just haven't gone looking for it. [ Or Derek hasn't, at least. ]

Who's turn is it?