overshirts: <user name="harlem"> (one oh seven)
( mieczysław ) stiles stilinski. ([personal profile] overshirts) wrote in [personal profile] calloused 2019-05-22 07:39 am (UTC)

[ stiles needs to put his phone down. he needs to put his phone down and lay his hands over his face and laugh into his palms until he can't breathe. losing his job has... really been doing a number on him these past two weeks, but also, he just. kind of really loves this dumbass cat.

kinda hates derek a little bit for implying he looks hilariously stupid when they fuck, but. derek still fucks him, so. can't be all that bad.

after like, two solid minutes of on-and-off bursts of laughter, stiles wipes his eyes and sighs and picks his phone back up. the subject of the photo wanders back into the living room and flops down on the floor near a pair of derek's shoes, left neatly by the end of the couch. she twists onto her back, stretching her paws out toward the laces. ]


Joke's on you I guess
Because I still get fucked either way.
But also I hate you
I can't believe you just
Compared this dumbass cat to what I look like when we fuck
No more fucking me
I fuck you or nothing.


[ said the lying liar who lies and probably couldn't go a week without caving and begging for it. ]

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