calloused: ғᴀᴏʟᴀᴅʜ (12.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote 2019-05-22 08:32 am (UTC)

She's an ugly little goblin with ugly little goblin teeth.
That's not an insult. It's just a fact. I'm literally just stating a fact.
There's nothing morally reprehensible about being brutally honest to someone's face. More people should talk to their cats like I talk to mine.
Yours. Ours. Whateer.


[ derek knows stiles isn't watching her, but. it's fine. ]

Nothing. I lied. She doesn't stress me out at all.

Or. I don't know.
It's just the same old shit. You know?
I kind of love her. A lot. Which is disgusting. Pirate kings would make their crew walk the plank for less.
And - I don't know if you've noticed, but -
Since we started giving her her food together, she's been getting. Better? Around me. Which.
Is nice.


[ there is literally no way that stiles hasn't noticed, if only because derek keeps shooting him these panicked and vaguely excited looks every time the cat walks past him without freaking out or freezing, but. for his dignity's sake, derek will pretend he hasn't been that obvious about it. ]

But.

She'll never like me as much as she likes you. Which is okay. Everyone has a favorite.
I like you more than I like her. So. It's not like I can even blame her? But.
I want. Her.
To love me.
More.


[ don't talk shit. or laugh. he's beaten people up for less. ]

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