Details don't matter. You don't need details. I gave Stiles something first. He gave me his gift so we'd match. I gave him the car afterwards. I'm trying to stay on top. Asserting my dominance. Bullying him into submission with kindness and superior gift-giving abilities.
Carve him a slut paddle that says Property of Tate Langdon in big, block letters. Leave an imprint on his ass every time you're with him. Then get executed by LIES when they hear you defying your station.
Geology rocks? I don't know. People aren't inherently all that different from one another. At least when it comes to things like this. He'll like the same things Violet liked. Give him things from the heart? Music you like. Parts of your life you want to share with him. Worse comes to worst, I'm sure there's a microscope for sale around here somewhere.
i spray painted a rose black for violet on our first date i don't think he's a spray painted roses kinda guy?
violet and i got along because we shared... a i don't know. a lot of darker stuff in common.
[But.]
peter and i are a little different. he makes me think of the other stuff. maybe music's not a bad idea. can you show me how to make it more modern? if i pick a list of songs, like. on a. thing. drive? or whatever.
Give him other things, then. If you have that level of sentimental romance already inside of you, you can just - tap into it without turning things dark. Give him seaglass from the beach you took him to. Stones from outside the treehouse. Something that reminds you of him. Even a world as fucked up as this one offers landmarks like those..
I can do that for you. Gonna have to pay me, though.
I'm fucking with you. I don't want you to pay me. Just don't forget me when you're constantly getting laid by the love of your life. And married, or whatever.
I'm not making it weird. I just don't want him to think we have matching tattoos because we're secretly soulmates, or something. I guess it's a null point, given that he hasn't seen mine, but. I don't want to cockblock you because of a fucking citation.
I'm just going to talk to him. Not about this. Just. To say hi.
If he asks, I'll tell him yours is one of those ninja weapons. The circles with the spikes on them. My tattoo is an emotionally intense representation of my morals and ideals. Yours shows you like TMNT.
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i'm thinking massive dildos
pools of lube
what d'you think?
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He's probably got enough of those.
Can't walk down the street in the Up without someone giving you a dildo.
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Write something. Draw something. Build something.
Create. Put effort into it.
Make him feel wooed.
Stiles made me something connected to somewhere pretty important for us.
I built him a car.
Making stuff works.
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serious answer time i guess.
[Harder to - bluff his way through unscathed, though. Tate types and erases a few times.]
what did stiles make you?
was that before the car?
was the car u trying 2 top stiles' evidently cooler thing?
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I gave Stiles something first.
He gave me his gift so we'd match.
I gave him the car afterwards.
I'm trying to stay on top. Asserting my dominance. Bullying him into submission with kindness and superior gift-giving abilities.
Carve him a slut paddle that says Property of Tate Langdon in big, block letters. Leave an imprint on his ass every time you're with him.
Then get executed by LIES when they hear you defying your station.
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i'm gonna tell him you think his thing doesn't matter.
you know that's not a half bad idea?
i'll take a citation for that.
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Fine by me.
Have you given him anything before? I'm sure he'll be happy no matter what you get him. If you decide to get him anything at all.
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"oh just put two and two together, tate, you got this"?
god. violet was easier to give shit to. peter's all into nerdy shit
you know any science puns i can pretend to just... know?
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Geology rocks? I don't know.
People aren't inherently all that different from one another. At least when it comes to things like this.
He'll like the same things Violet liked.
Give him things from the heart? Music you like. Parts of your life you want to share with him.
Worse comes to worst, I'm sure there's a microscope for sale around here somewhere.
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i don't think he's a spray painted roses kinda guy?
violet and i got along because we shared... a
i don't know. a lot of darker stuff in common.
[But.]
peter and i are a little different. he makes me think of the other stuff.
maybe music's not a bad idea. can you show me how to make it more modern?
if i pick a list of songs, like. on a. thing. drive?
or whatever.
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If you have that level of sentimental romance already inside of you, you can just - tap into it without turning things dark.
Give him seaglass from the beach you took him to. Stones from outside the treehouse. Something that reminds you of him.
Even a world as fucked up as this one offers landmarks like those..
I can do that for you.
Gonna have to pay me, though.
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[THINKS THIS IS 100% SERIOUS]
twenty bucks?
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Thirty.
[ okay, no, hold on. ]
I'm fucking with you. I don't want you to pay me.
Just don't forget me when you're constantly getting laid by the love of your life. And married, or whatever.
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Am I going to have to explain the triskele when I talk to him?
Which I'm doing, by the way. Soon.
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why would you have to explain it?
why are you gonna talk to him?
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I guess it's a null point, given that he hasn't seen mine, but.
I don't want to cockblock you because of a fucking citation.
I'm just going to talk to him.
Not about this. Just.
To say hi.
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don't? say you have the same tattoo
that's weird. and private? it's our shit.
if he asks, sure. if not, no.
"hi, this is derek, we haven't spoken since i gruffly greeted you for the first time weeks ago. what's up" ?
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My tattoo is an emotionally intense representation of my morals and ideals.
Yours shows you like TMNT.
Why don't you want me to talk to him?
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it's just...
at least have a good segue? a reason? a joke?
use the fucking geology rocks as your baseline
promise me ur not gonna be a weirdo and it's fine
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Are you embarrassed of me?
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god why do i have a thing for fucking nerds
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