So - this isn't my birthday present. That means you still owe me one. Two, actually. It's Christmas.
[ and yeah, he'll meet Tate. he's been keeping tabs on Autonomy, so he knows where it is today - he'll start packing up his things, getting ready to meet Tate there. ]
Continuing my life-long trend of not enjoying my birthday.
[ anyway, fine, fine, he's coming, now that he's picked up tate's gift from his study - he'll just text at red lights on the way. doscoe's making a weird noise under her hood... he's gonna have to check her over later. ]
Have you thought any more about what to give them? When they ask for a promise.
not really i'm trying to think of something i can actually keep got a few ideas. none of them are really gold star worthy what about you? got any on my behalf?
Feels like we should start with some low-balls. "I promise to give you a high-five", "I promise to blink at least one more time before the end of the day". Other than that... I don't know.
Frankly, I don't think it matters. You know what this place is like. Whatever we might come up with - they're just going to ask for sex, in the end.
[ yeah, yeah - derek doesn't bother replying. he finishes driving out to autonomy, parking, as he always does, somewhere dark and borderline inaccessible - the powder blue jeep is slightly more noticeable than anything sleek and black he had back home, but derek's not ready to trade her for anything else yet. he slips out of doscoe and shuts her up tight, heading inside autonomy to find tate behind the bar.
it's pretty nostalgic here. been a while since he's been in. derek didn't expect to feel nostalgic over anything in duplicity, let alone a club, but nostalgia's been hitting him a lot lately. he's in leather, like always - a black jacket, zipped up thanks to the weather, hiding the henley he has beneath. black pants, black gloves, black boots with black laces. he's very derek, today, which makes the bright red parcel he has in his hand, topped with a big, gold bow, stand out all the more.
he gets to the bar, and he doesn't set it down in front of tate. he just - throws it his way without warning. ]
Heads up.
[ if tate unwraps it now, he'll find... something. ]
[Tate's been cleaning the bar, running a rag over it and getting ready to switch over with another bartender who just arrived for their shift. He sees Derek through his peripherals, lifting his head to see Mr. Leather for just a few seconds before something's tossed his way. Tate scrambles to catch it, cursing as he drops his rag and crinkles red wrapping paper in a hasty grip to keep from dropping the box too.
He looks down at it, before back up at Derek, and then rolls his eyes as he peels open paper rather than waiting.]
[ You know - he knew Tate would make that joke. He knew it the second he bought the bowl. Knew it before he bought the bowl, for that matter. Somehow, he still finds himself getting annoyed.
Still - while he walks up to the bar, Derek takes out his phone, scrolling through to his photo gallery. ]
I found a dog. Abandoned, I think. She was in pretty bad shape when I found her. She's... she isn't good with people. She's - nervous, and she bites.
[ She was chained up by Derek's old mechanic place, free dog written on her like she was no different to a fucking car. If he were to take off his gloves, Tate would see the teeth marks on his hands that haven't healed, and if he rolled up his sleeves, there'd be scratched and lightly peeled skin on his arms, too. She doesn't react well to him, and it - it might be because he's a werewolf, but dogs aren't usually this aggressive with him when he flashes his eyes at them. They bow down. She seems to be too scared for that. ]
I don't know if you were serious about wanting a dog. I've been trying to rehabilitate her either way. Didn't want to leave her for someone else. I'll - introduce you to her. After today. If she's too much, or - or if you think she would be too much with the cats, then - I can keep her. But.
[ He gets his phone open and shows Tate some photos - she's a lab, or maybe just partially, given that she seems a little small. Derek wets his lips, holding the phone up to Tate and scrolling back with his thumb. She looks kind of small and unhappy, but Derek's clearly been taking care of her these past couple of days. She's looking much better in the later photos than the earlier ones. ]
[Tate's ready to tell Derek to fuck off for whatever he's getting at, but he catches him off guard. He'd assumed that the dog joke was nothing more than a joke after he made it, as Derek bitches about the cats at every turn and keeping them all afloat's been an interesting challenge. But then Derek talks about a dog and Tate lowers the parcel in his hands as if he's suspicious, untrusting of this - wary about being joked with.
He looks at the phone, brows pinched before he's reaching out to take from Derek's hand his phone and browse through it closer - Tate's attentive, looking at the images and flicking back and forth through them. The dog's real. The dog's not a joke. Derek's been taking care of a dog and is only now letting him know?]
[ Derek - shrugs, leaning forward, resting his elbows on the bar. He watches Tate go through his phone, eyebrows narrowed. He's not sure how to read Tate's reaction, but - when has that not been the case. ]
The den's lonely. Windex still misses Stiles.
[ She's always looking around for him. Meowing at the bedroom door that Derek still never opens, as if he'll be waiting for her somewhere in there. Windex loves Derek, but she's also an outside cat, so she doesn't need him. This dog... is stressful, but she does need people in her life right now. Watching her improve and giving her all his attention has been... soothing. Like a project. ]
I like... having someone else at home.
[ Another shrug. He doesn't doubt that Tate will be better for her than he is. ]
And - she's yours. If you want her. Just - she's already pretty stressed out. I didn't want to just... bring her into the city, or... drag her out into the woods. You need to come over if you want to meet her.
I can come visit her - the den's probably best for her right now. Quieter, easier to access. I don't know how she'd stay at the treehouse, and I'd really want to keep her out by the woods. Someone just... left her?
[Tate circles back to that and it might be evident that something about that rubs him the wrong way. He hesitates in the processing of things as he picks up the rag and finishes putting away a set of glasses. He looks back up to Derek as he hangs up his apron and comes around the other side of the bar to give him his phone back. Still upset.]
How can people do that? That's - that's terrible. She deserves love. Does she have a name yet?
[ It's just... how the world works. Derek would be sad, if he wasn't so tired. People do that. Throw their pets away.
Derek takes his phone back when it's offered, and a part of him wonders if maybe this wasn't the best plan. He could've bought Tate a fucking pet-store puppy - Tate made a comment about wanting a dog, and Derek had to find the most complicated, difficult to train stray imaginable. Derek scratches at his temple, folding his arms over his chest, jacket crinkling. ]
I've just been calling her... dog. And - girl. So.
[Tate's still distant for a second, acknowledging that and getting himself unhung from the hook he stuck himself on. He blinks and looks back to Derek, emotions shifting back to their usual selves - he's tired from working but relaxed, scratching at his jaw while tipping his head at Derek.]
I like her. I want to keep her - want you to keep her. Whatever. We have to.
[He gestures sidelong.]
You want a drink or anything here or are we okay to go do our shit?
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you ready to come home to a raging party?
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But I genuinely will kill you if I find even a single balloon tied to my mailbox. I've killed people for less.
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i want to do something today, anyway
if you're up for it. i was thinking we could could go to that shop
the repair one.
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[ seems like a macabre way to spend a birthday, but it's not like he was planning on celebrating it, so. ]
This doesn't make me worry any less that you're only doing this heartbeat thing for my sake.
Given that that's how you want to spend today.
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wanna meet in an hour? i'm just cleaning the bar at autonomy
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That means you still owe me one.
Two, actually. It's Christmas.
[ and yeah, he'll meet Tate. he's been keeping tabs on Autonomy, so he knows where it is today - he'll start packing up his things, getting ready to meet Tate there. ]
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and maybe i'm jewish
you don't fucking know me
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[ no, fine, that counts. he still listens to it. ]
I think that means I don't have to get you a gift.
Doesn't get you out of giving me one.
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that was your other gift, remember? my prize 2 u
come to the club and i'll give you a free drink?
sex on the beach is on the table
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[ anyway, fine, fine, he's coming, now that he's picked up tate's gift from his study - he'll just text at red lights on the way. doscoe's making a weird noise under her hood... he's gonna have to check her over later. ]
Have you thought any more about what to give them?
When they ask for a promise.
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i'm trying to think of something i can actually keep
got a few ideas. none of them are really gold star worthy
what about you? got any on my behalf?
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"I promise to give you a high-five", "I promise to blink at least one more time before the end of the day".
Other than that... I don't know.
Frankly, I don't think it matters. You know what this place is like.
Whatever we might come up with - they're just going to ask for sex, in the end.
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look, we circled back to it. you're welcome.
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I'm not going to blow you at all.
But if I were, a please certainly wouldn't hurt.
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i gotta get back to work.
dickweed.
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it's pretty nostalgic here. been a while since he's been in. derek didn't expect to feel nostalgic over anything in duplicity, let alone a club, but nostalgia's been hitting him a lot lately. he's in leather, like always - a black jacket, zipped up thanks to the weather, hiding the henley he has beneath. black pants, black gloves, black boots with black laces. he's very derek, today, which makes the bright red parcel he has in his hand, topped with a big, gold bow, stand out all the more.
he gets to the bar, and he doesn't set it down in front of tate. he just - throws it his way without warning. ]
Heads up.
[ if tate unwraps it now, he'll find... something. ]
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He looks down at it, before back up at Derek, and then rolls his eyes as he peels open paper rather than waiting.]
I'm not off the clock yet, asshole - but...
[Dog. Dish?]
Why are you giving me your dishware?
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Still - while he walks up to the bar, Derek takes out his phone, scrolling through to his photo gallery. ]
I found a dog. Abandoned, I think. She was in pretty bad shape when I found her. She's... she isn't good with people. She's - nervous, and she bites.
[ She was chained up by Derek's old mechanic place, free dog written on her like she was no different to a fucking car. If he were to take off his gloves, Tate would see the teeth marks on his hands that haven't healed, and if he rolled up his sleeves, there'd be scratched and lightly peeled skin on his arms, too. She doesn't react well to him, and it - it might be because he's a werewolf, but dogs aren't usually this aggressive with him when he flashes his eyes at them. They bow down. She seems to be too scared for that. ]
I don't know if you were serious about wanting a dog. I've been trying to rehabilitate her either way. Didn't want to leave her for someone else. I'll - introduce you to her. After today. If she's too much, or - or if you think she would be too much with the cats, then - I can keep her. But.
[ He gets his phone open and shows Tate some photos - she's a lab, or maybe just partially, given that she seems a little small. Derek wets his lips, holding the phone up to Tate and scrolling back with his thumb. She looks kind of small and unhappy, but Derek's clearly been taking care of her these past couple of days. She's looking much better in the later photos than the earlier ones. ]
This is her.
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He looks at the phone, brows pinched before he's reaching out to take from Derek's hand his phone and browse through it closer - Tate's attentive, looking at the images and flicking back and forth through them. The dog's real. The dog's not a joke. Derek's been taking care of a dog and is only now letting him know?]
For real? You'd be okay with her staying around?
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The den's lonely. Windex still misses Stiles.
[ She's always looking around for him. Meowing at the bedroom door that Derek still never opens, as if he'll be waiting for her somewhere in there. Windex loves Derek, but she's also an outside cat, so she doesn't need him. This dog... is stressful, but she does need people in her life right now. Watching her improve and giving her all his attention has been... soothing. Like a project. ]
I like... having someone else at home.
[ Another shrug. He doesn't doubt that Tate will be better for her than he is. ]
And - she's yours. If you want her. Just - she's already pretty stressed out. I didn't want to just... bring her into the city, or... drag her out into the woods. You need to come over if you want to meet her.
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[Tate circles back to that and it might be evident that something about that rubs him the wrong way. He hesitates in the processing of things as he picks up the rag and finishes putting away a set of glasses. He looks back up to Derek as he hangs up his apron and comes around the other side of the bar to give him his phone back. Still upset.]
How can people do that? That's - that's terrible. She deserves love. Does she have a name yet?
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[ It's just... how the world works. Derek would be sad, if he wasn't so tired. People do that. Throw their pets away.
Derek takes his phone back when it's offered, and a part of him wonders if maybe this wasn't the best plan. He could've bought Tate a fucking pet-store puppy - Tate made a comment about wanting a dog, and Derek had to find the most complicated, difficult to train stray imaginable. Derek scratches at his temple, folding his arms over his chest, jacket crinkling. ]
I've just been calling her... dog. And - girl. So.
[ No, she doesn't. ]
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[Tate's still distant for a second, acknowledging that and getting himself unhung from the hook he stuck himself on. He blinks and looks back to Derek, emotions shifting back to their usual selves - he's tired from working but relaxed, scratching at his jaw while tipping his head at Derek.]
I like her. I want to keep her - want you to keep her. Whatever. We have to.
[He gestures sidelong.]
You want a drink or anything here or are we okay to go do our shit?
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