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[calloused]

▶ Derek Hale. Leave a message.

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[confiscated]

[UGH WHAT A BUZZKILL ANSWER]

cmon sweetcheeks
i know ur good for something
help me get off

[calloused]

"Sweetcheeks".

[ who says sweetcheeks? also, while he's at it - ]

You're*.

[confiscated]

u like grammar huh
can i call u sir? u can be my teacher

[calloused]

No.

[ he should just block this guy, but like, if it is reggie, he doesn't want to, like, stop him from being able to contact him when he gets off of anon, or whatever. is that how technology works? he has no idea. ]

[confiscated]

ur means "you are" if u read it that way btw
but be pedantic

u definitely arent bein sexy

[calloused]

Then just fucking use "u r". Legibility.

You're not exactly being sexy yourself.

[confiscated]

yeah well u made me lose my boner
u suck at this

[calloused]

Sorry.

[ He just kinda figures Reggie's pissed 'cause he called him out. Maybe, like, be less obvious next time?? ]

We can hang out tomorrow, or something.
I want to see Tate tonight.

[confiscated]

[So much for the anonymous dicking around. Tate considers pushing that, but why not slide into this opportunity?]

y? come see me instead

[calloused]

The fuck do you mean, "why"?
Because.

[ he likes tate? he feels like seeing tate? it's literally no big deal - reggie's probably blown him off a couple of times to hang out with nick or someone he knew from home, or whatever. this is the smallest imaginable deal. ]

[confiscated]

not an answer

[calloused]

I'm not sure I owe you one.

[confiscated]

you owe me a lot

[calloused]

Alright.

[ Starting to have doubts that this is Reggie, honestly. Reggie doesn't tend to be, like, hostile. Derek decides to say something that'll either, call him out or make him feel better, seeing as apparently there's a chance Derek put him in a mood. ]

If you're this upset over me blowing you off, then I'll come by. Just for a little while.
Give me five minutes.

[confiscated]

what about tate?

[calloused]

[ there's a long, long pause. ]

Who is this, exactly?

[confiscated]

told u, just found ur number
but if u wanna keep calling me reggie we can arrange that

[calloused]

[ This is starting to feel vaguely dangerous, and Derek feels stupid for letting his guard down enough to namedrop his friends - he's not sure where to go from here, but he's back to hovering his thumb over the block button. ]

Right.
Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not as good of a time as you've heard.
Notoriously unpleasant to be around, actually.

[confiscated]

u think either of ur lovers are up for a good time then?
that’s what they are right? tate and reggie

[calloused]

[ another long, long pause. for a moment there, it looks like derek might not even reply. ]

No.

[ an answer to both questions, maybe. an answer to one and not the other. who knows. ]

What do you want?

[confiscated]

to talk about you now
since you're not being any fun

[calloused]

Fine. Talk to me, then.
Ask me something.

[confiscated]

what are you wearing

[calloused]

Not much.

[ he means that in a "nothing special" kind of way, not in a "basically naked" kind of way, but. doesn't seem to notice the slip up. anyway, his turn to ask something. ]

What's your name?

[confiscated]

u can call me whatever u want

i'm not wearing much either