[ apparently. derek's mildly annoyed, now that he's doing his pants up and acknowledging that tate was just fucking with him for the fun of it, like he always does. it's no small part of him that wants to just shut off his phone, deal with his boner and ignore tate for the rest of the day, but. kind of hard to ditch out on therapist talk. ]
[ not that he's trying to scare tate off, or anything, he's just being - himself. unnecessarily protective and overbearing based on, like, zero information. ]
Do what you want. If you actually buy a snake, though - or a hyena, for that matter - I'm taking Trisk from the treehouse. She's going to live with me.
[ she basically already does, with how often she wanders over, but. still. ]
You can't do this. You can't message me, get me to stop everything I'm doing with the promise of sex, ask me for a hyena and then talk shit about my cat. I'm not going to allow it.
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might have a new therapist
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Who?
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she's kinda cool
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Well - good. When's your first session?
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kinda as far from a traditional therapist as you can get though
she's got a pet hyena
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[ can't just keep a wild animal. but, uh - ]
If you like her, that's all that matters.
Well -
If she's good at her job, that matters, too.
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c'mon though, she's cool. pretty sure he was a rescue
is it also better or worse if i say she does tattoos?
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[ not that he's trying to scare tate off, or anything, he's just being - himself. unnecessarily protective and overbearing based on, like, zero information. ]
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but some therapy's better than none, right?
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Just - you know. Keep me updated. Like you said you would.
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I'll worry, otherwise.
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[All his bad decisions are yours to find out about, Derek.]
who knows, maybe she'll be like harmon and call me a freak and that'll be it
gotta shoot your shot or whatever, right?
i want a hyena now though
or a snake
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I'm not buying you a hyena.
Or a snake.
Just go play with the hermit crabs on the beach.
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One of your six dozen cats might, though.
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If you actually buy a snake, though - or a hyena, for that matter - I'm taking Trisk from the treehouse. She's going to live with me.
[ she basically already does, with how often she wanders over, but. still. ]
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I'm not going to apologize.
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if i got a snake it'd probably let itself be eaten by it
barely can drink water without drowning
guess i can't let her die
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You can't message me, get me to stop everything I'm doing with the promise of sex, ask me for a hyena and then talk shit about my cat.
I'm not going to allow it.
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[ there's a delay. ]
I mean, I wouldn't say no.
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come to the treehouse then. your cat's licking the wallpaper anyway
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