Never met a vigilante with reasonable expectations before. Good for you, bro.
I don't think finding you would pose much of a problem, what with that whole looking-pretty-behind-bars-for-two-weeks thing you've got going on. Not that I'm saying I'm going to go looking for you, because, I mean. I probably won't. You kinda seem like more trouble than you're worth.
You would know if I were flirting with you. Tends to get pretty explicit.
Teeth-punching asshole sounds more relatable than I'd care to admit. People going to know who I'm talking about if I ask to see someone named "Wanker"?
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I don't think finding you would pose much of a problem, what with that whole looking-pretty-behind-bars-for-two-weeks thing you've got going on.
Not that I'm saying I'm going to go looking for you, because, I mean.
I probably won't.
You kinda seem like more trouble than you're worth.
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Anyway, I'm not a vigilante. I'm an asshole with opinions and a penchant for punching people in the teeth. Maybe that's what makes the difference.
I look forward to never seeing you. Especially definitely not at Mendacity whenever I get out.
⟨ Derek how can you resist his charm? Come on, dude. Look how adorable he is. ⟩
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Tends to get pretty explicit.
Teeth-punching asshole sounds more relatable than I'd care to admit.
People going to know who I'm talking about if I ask to see someone named "Wanker"?
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I'll keep it in mind.
Maybe.
You can leave me alone, now.
Enjoy your time prison, or whatever.