[ Derek chooses to just say what he wants, for once, instead of dancing around it and rolling his eyes. They both knew that's where things were gonna go anyway, but - well, if he can't get all possessive over Tate out loud, he can at least blow a load on his face. Win/win. ]
[ derek: immediately, stupidly horny. probably obvious by the pausing, the backspacing, the few attempts it takes to write any kind of response at all. ]
Like, in your mouth? Didn't work well last time. Probably could've died.
Still going to have to wait a while. Can't just leave for an entire day to help fix up the treehouse. Waiting'll do you good, anyway. Might give you time to come to your senses.
If you're serious about this, sure. Probably going to have to.
[ He's kidding, for the most part, but - christ, if Tate's about to work over a toy while pretending it's him, Derek's not going to tell him to stop. ]
[A half hour later there's an attachment sent to Derek, that lasts about 15 minutes and includes some obscenities done with the use of certain orange vegetables in ways Duplicity would be proud of. Still mad?]
[ derek's still a little mad. the urge to say something disapproving and/or leave him on read is pretty undeniable, but he's not that much of an asshole. there's a delay before he responds, but he does, at least, respond. ]
Feels like you don't even need me to come over. Might just be able to take care of yourself.
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Well, I'm happy to teach you the things you didn't learn back home.
[ hard to say "i'll be ur daddy" and not feel kinda weird, given all the fucking, but you know. moving on. ]
I'll buy you some.
Could be a good way to commemorate your newfound independence.
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i'll clean up a little and make a list of all the shit that needs working on
we can work thru it together, whenever.
is there anything i can do for u in return?
if u say no i'm still gonna do something
bjs aren't off the table
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[ Derek chooses to just say what he wants, for once, instead of dancing around it and rolling his eyes. They both knew that's where things were gonna go anyway, but - well, if he can't get all possessive over Tate out loud, he can at least blow a load on his face. Win/win. ]
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What do you want?
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Like, in your mouth?
Didn't work well last time.
Probably could've died.
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i wanna choke on your dick
be at ur mercy for 30 fucking minutes
and then make u do it all over again elsewhere
does that not sound like fun to u?
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[ a pause. ]
Still going to have to wait a while. Can't just leave for an entire day to help fix up the treehouse.
Waiting'll do you good, anyway.
Might give you time to come to your senses.
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but i'm not gonna smarten up
if anything i'm just more inspired to get some practice in
got any bananas you can leave by here?
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[ not that it matters, just, you know. won't help. ]
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something long n girthy?
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[ He's kidding, for the most part, but - christ, if Tate's about to work over a toy while pretending it's him, Derek's not going to tell him to stop. ]
You're a menace.
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otherwise i'm yknow
all tightened up
i wonder if there's anything already here that could do the job
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Show me.
If you find something.
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SHOW you
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[ that's a very "you know what i mean" kind of warning. ]
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I'm gonna go.
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i was being serious but yeah, now you can just go. ttyl dickhead
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Feels like you don't even need me to come over.
Might just be able to take care of yourself.
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