Okay. Your life. Your decisions. Should still read, though. I have a pretty decent library, at this point. Real books that people brought from home and left to me — not the porn you'd find around here. I can bring you some of my favorites. At some point. If you want.
[ reading is fundamental, ok. a boy as smart and as independent as billy would do well upgrading his critical analysis skills. ]
Ah. Yeah. This city can change you. Physically. There was a party. There are a lot of parties, for some reason. Many of them mandatory. Attendees gained monstrous forms. Permanently. So. I guess be on the lookout for that? Doubt you want anyone turning into a shark monster while they're sucking your dick. Or maybe you do. I don't know what you're into.
okay. yeah, fine, sure. but like, later. i don't wanna get my leg chewed off if i accidentally drop a book in the water or whatever
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like - everyone got one? what happens if you don't turn up at one of these mandatory parties?
[ but more importantly— ]
i mean someone turning into a shark monster would be cool as shit, dude just not when they're all up in the downstairs god, it makes me shudder just to think about it all those teeth they've got two rows you know
I wouldn't chew your leg off. Just break it a little. Pop off a kneecap, maybe.
Punishment. As with all things. Citations, typically. But — more often than not, mandatory events are... mandatory. I mean, there was once a bell that rang through the city and made everyone who heard it start fucking each other. Can't exactly prepare for things like that.
Anyway. I am aware of that extremely common fun fact.
Stop making me feel bad. That first thing. The book thing. Quit it. I am proud of you. And I won't hurt your legs. Shut up.
Mass hypnosis. Now that I think about it, you should probably try to stay away from the water as much as you can. There's going to be some kind of consequence. People who spend too much time in the water are going to turn into horny mermaids, or something. Probably going to have to wait until after the flood for me to give you those books. Which defeats the point. But. Still. Safety.
i'm not trying to make you feel bad i'm just saying i've busted my knee caps so many times falling off my board that's like a papercut by this point
aren't mermaids always horny? or is that the other thing sirens. is there a difference? i guess sirens aren't horny so much as they're hungry for sailor flesh. whatever
if everything you've ever told me so far is true it sounds like this isn't the first time weird shit has happened in the city and it probably won't be the last i'll take your books and save them for the next time i'm imprisoned inside my apartment
Okay. Well. Fine. Good. Get better at skateboarding.
Everything here is always horny. Fish parts and flesh-hunger not withstanding. Mermaids just like drowning people, though. Typically. Not that I've ever met one, but that's what I've heard. Then again, hunters say worse things about werewolves. I'm sure there are plenty of mermaids out there who don't tip over boats just to watch people die.
Smart. Okay. Thank you for humoring me. You could have very easily just admitted to my face that you have no intention of reading anything I give you. You're kind.
says the dude who probably doesn't know how to skate
what do hunters say about werewolves?
i'll read whatever you give me, dude maybe not all of it especially not if you're into boring shit, but gotta fill the extra time somehow when hot people aren't banging down my door trying to get at me, you know
Kind of have a predisposed acclimation for skateboarding, being a werewolf. Improved balance. Greater stamina. Heightened sense of awareness. Pretty much all athletic feats come easily to me.
Uh. That we're animals. Rabid dogs deserving of being put down. You don't need to hear about that. Not exactly a fun topic of conversation. Nor an accurate reading of an entire species of people. Shouldn't have even mentioned it. Anyway. All I read is boring shit. Shakespeare. Literary criticisms of dated political stagnation. You will hate it. I won't mind.
blah blah blah sounds like a whole lot of talk don't have to prove it when the streets are flooded, right i see right through you, derek
[ he's kiiidding, though he would like to see a werewolf shred at some point. ]
hey, that sounds kind of like some of the shit people say about me and i'm just a regular guy with a mohawk who likes loud music and giving the finger to the establishment
dude, i would pay money to hear you read shakespeare out loud like, full english accent and everything i've only got like a dollar to my name but apparently a dollar is worth way more in the future so like it's more like $20? i don't know, i'm guessing a whole extra $19 for you
[ it's actually only worth like $2 but what the fuck does he know. let him be optimistic. ]
More than willing to prove it when everything clears up. We'll have a race. Play some skate version of HORSE, maybe. Or maybe we won't. Feels like it might be kind of psychopathic to shit all over you like I would. You clearly love skating. And you're young. Kind of a dick move to be a grown-ass adult, as well as a relative beginner when it comes to skating, and still go out of my way to kick your ass and crush your self-confidence. Maybe I'll just bring you orange slices, or something.
People are wrong. About you. About me, too, but. About you. Just so you know. And yeah. Wow. That is exactly how economics works. Unfortunately, I can't do an english accent, so. You're shit out of luck.
i think you're underestimating how good i am at skating everyone falls down, dude doesn't mean they're shitty when it happens but you can still bring me orange slices if you want i'll take anything for free
yeah i'm not that worried about it i don't really give a shit what people say just thought it was kind of weirdly familiar is all but they're wrong about you too i know you literally just said that but i think it's worth repeating you seem like a really cool dude so far
ugh if it doesn't come with the accent then i don't want it
Probably. I don't think you're shit. I think you're probably pretty good, actually. Doesn't mean I won't kick your ass. You're only human.
Sorry you went through that. And thank you for saying that. Hope you've had a better run of people here. I know you're a good person. You deserve kindness. More than most. So. Yeah. Friendship. Or whatever.
But I'm not charging you. You just said you'll take anything for free.
i'm a human who's had years of practice if you school me that quickly with like literally no effort then fuck it, i want to be a werewolf too damn
people here are alright so far haven't really bumped into any assholes, surprisingly it's kind of weird, actually not complaining but maybe that's one of the criteria for getting dragged here "can't be a total bullshit dickhead" anyway, that reminds me i have that necklace for you hope you didn't think i was kidding
also, i didn't think i had to specify that torture does not fall under the umbrella of things i'll willingly take for free
Probably shouldn't base a decision like that off of my, though incredibly sweet, skateboard prowess. But. You're right. You've had a lot of practice. If you were a werewolf, you could very easily go pro. Something to think about.
There are plenty of total bullshit dickheads here, unfortunately. You're lucky to have avoided them. And no. I didn't think you were kidding. I've been looking forward to it. In return, I'll — you know. Not force you to participate in english homework just because I want you to participate in english homework.
Kind of. USB drive. Do you... know what a USB drive is?
[ eighties, and all that. anyway, derek realizes pretty quickly what his obsession with homework is about, and he's not sure if it's something billy needs to know about in full, but. he'll be vague. ]
Nothing like that. I was in a position back home where I was a mentor to some people. Kids your age. Didn't do enough for them. Should've made them stick to their studies instead of dive headfirst into the life I gave them. I guess you remind me of them. I want you to... you know. Be responsible. Take care of yourself. Learn. Grow. Shit like that.
no clue sounds like a computer thing though hard drive, etc. or am i way off?
[ there's a short lull in the conversation here. billy... can't really recall the last person - last adult, anyway - who actually cared about his education, or his growth or whatever else. his teachers cared, maybe, but they cared about whether or not they could mold him into the assassin he was sent there to become, which means fuck-all to billy. his mom cared, obviously, but a lot of the comfort and support she would have offered her kids was beaten out of her by gene. billy can't really remember a time when she didn't seem small and quiet and scared of doing or saying the wrong thing. ]
it's not overstepping i mean, i definitely don't want to do homework or anything but i appreciate you looking out more than you know
Yeah. Nailed it. I can give you a file. Show you a rundown.
[ he won't share the entire bestiary with billy, and he'll... likely visibly add redactions to more sensitive information he's unwilling to leave in the hands of someone who has never turned a computer on before they came here, but he'll give billy the kind of information a teenager could find with a quick cursory google search. he's not... rushing to offer billy the bite, and it's not something he's even committing to thinking about, but he's not going to punish billy for being curious. he would rather teach him about all of this than let him run around on the network trying to figure out how werewolves work for himself.
anyway — ]
Lots of people care. I'm sure I'm not the only person you've met here who cares about you. I certainly won't be the last, even if I am. From what I can tell, you haven't had the love and support you've needed. To an extent, I can relate to that. And. Yeah. Just want to make sure you're okay.
my friend's here, he cares about me and i'm not saying that doesn't count, but i knew him before i ended up here, so. anyway, i'm just saying it's weird. not in a bad way. just new i guess. haha
[ ok, that's enough of being vulnerable ]
i'm ok though hope you are too glad you're not drowning hope steve also isn't drowning
We can get you one. Maybe. Not actually sure if they're sold in the city. The laptop I use is from home. And... not mine. But. I can procure you one. Or write everything out by hand. Might be easier.
We're okay. In general, though. I want you to be okay in general. Duplicity is not an easy place to be. It's good you have people watching your back. Myself included. But. Want you to be okay.
Thank you for checking in. We should fix your mohawk next time I see you. You probably haven't dyed it for a while.
More than a dollar. Don't worry about it. I'll find one. Trade it for the necklace.
It doesn't. A lot of people are happier here than they were at home. I'm one of them. I think. I mean, I have Steve, so.
I can get you clippers. If you promise to tell me when I slip from "weird but good" levels of concern and straight into being overbearing and offering to do too much for you.
if that's all it's worth i'll just make another one and trade for it myself you're not going to get out of wearing it, dude
[ billy won't actually care that much if derek wears the dumb thing - so long as he doesn't just throw it out. ]
yeah but it doesn't sound like you need this place to have steve you knew him back home, too besides, when you were doing that video thing with me last time i'm like 99% sure you were looking at him off camera a couple times and i'm just gonna say seems kinda like it would have been inevitable even back home you sappy motherfuckers
whatever, i promise not sure there's a lot you could do to make it weird if you get to like brushing-my-teeth-for-me-level of offering or whatever then maybe we can set some boundaries but go ahead and get me clippers if you can get them that easily
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Your life. Your decisions.
Should still read, though. I have a pretty decent library, at this point. Real books that people brought from home and left to me — not the porn you'd find around here.
I can bring you some of my favorites. At some point.
If you want.
[ reading is fundamental, ok. a boy as smart and as independent as billy would do well upgrading his critical analysis skills. ]
Ah. Yeah.
This city can change you. Physically.
There was a party. There are a lot of parties, for some reason. Many of them mandatory.
Attendees gained monstrous forms. Permanently. So.
I guess be on the lookout for that?
Doubt you want anyone turning into a shark monster while they're sucking your dick.
Or maybe you do. I don't know what you're into.
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okay.
yeah, fine, sure.
but like, later.
i don't wanna get my leg chewed off if i accidentally drop a book in the water or whatever
[ ... ]
like - everyone got one?
what happens if you don't turn up at one of these mandatory parties?
[ but more importantly— ]
i mean
someone turning into a shark monster would be cool as shit, dude
just
not when they're all up in the downstairs
god, it makes me shudder just to think about it
all those teeth
they've got two rows you know
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Just break it a little.
Pop off a kneecap, maybe.
Punishment. As with all things. Citations, typically.
But — more often than not, mandatory events are... mandatory.
I mean, there was once a bell that rang through the city and made everyone who heard it start fucking each other.
Can't exactly prepare for things like that.
Anyway.
I am aware of that extremely common fun fact.
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nothing i haven't already experienced before
but this place is so fucked up, dude
isn't that like... hypnosis?
mass hypnosis. fucking crazy, man
i read it in a book
i thought you'd be proud
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That first thing. The book thing. Quit it.
I am proud of you. And I won't hurt your legs.
Shut up.
Mass hypnosis.
Now that I think about it, you should probably try to stay away from the water as much as you can.
There's going to be some kind of consequence. People who spend too much time in the water are going to turn into horny mermaids, or something.
Probably going to have to wait until after the flood for me to give you those books.
Which defeats the point. But.
Still.
Safety.
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i'm just saying
i've busted my knee caps so many times falling off my board
that's like a papercut by this point
aren't mermaids always horny?
or is that the other thing
sirens. is there a difference?
i guess sirens aren't horny so much as they're hungry for
sailor flesh. whatever
if everything you've ever told me so far is true
it sounds like this isn't the first time weird shit has happened in the city and it probably won't be the last
i'll take your books and save them for the next time i'm imprisoned inside my apartment
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Well.
Fine. Good.
Get better at skateboarding.
Everything here is always horny. Fish parts and flesh-hunger not withstanding.
Mermaids just like drowning people, though. Typically.
Not that I've ever met one, but that's what I've heard.
Then again, hunters say worse things about werewolves. I'm sure there are plenty of mermaids out there who don't tip over boats just to watch people die.
Smart. Okay.
Thank you for humoring me. You could have very easily just admitted to my face that you have no intention of reading anything I give you.
You're kind.
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what do hunters say about werewolves?
i'll read whatever you give me, dude
maybe not all of it
especially not if you're into boring shit, but
gotta fill the extra time somehow when hot people aren't banging down my door trying to get at me, you know
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Improved balance. Greater stamina. Heightened sense of awareness.
Pretty much all athletic feats come easily to me.
Uh. That we're animals. Rabid dogs deserving of being put down.
You don't need to hear about that.
Not exactly a fun topic of conversation. Nor an accurate reading of an entire species of people.
Shouldn't have even mentioned it.
Anyway.
All I read is boring shit. Shakespeare. Literary criticisms of dated political stagnation.
You will hate it.
I won't mind.
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sounds like a whole lot of talk
don't have to prove it when the streets are flooded, right
i see right through you, derek
[ he's kiiidding, though he would like to see a werewolf shred at some point. ]
hey, that sounds kind of like some of the shit people say about me
and i'm just a regular guy with a mohawk who likes loud music and giving the finger to the establishment
dude, i would pay money to hear you read shakespeare out loud
like, full english accent and everything
i've only got like a dollar to my name
but apparently a dollar is worth way more in the future so like
it's more like $20? i don't know, i'm guessing
a whole extra $19 for you
[ it's actually only worth like $2 but what the fuck does he know. let him be optimistic. ]
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Or maybe we won't.
Feels like it might be kind of psychopathic to shit all over you like I would.
You clearly love skating. And you're young.
Kind of a dick move to be a grown-ass adult, as well as a relative beginner when it comes to skating, and still go out of my way to kick your ass and crush your self-confidence.
Maybe I'll just bring you orange slices, or something.
People are wrong.
About you. About me, too, but.
About you.
Just so you know.
And yeah. Wow.
That is exactly how economics works.
Unfortunately, I can't do an english accent, so. You're shit out of luck.
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everyone falls down, dude
doesn't mean they're shitty when it happens
but you can still bring me orange slices if you want
i'll take anything for free
yeah
i'm not that worried about it
i don't really give a shit what people say
just thought it was kind of weirdly familiar is all
but they're wrong about you too
i know you literally just said that but i think it's worth repeating
you seem like a really cool dude so far
ugh
if it doesn't come with the accent then i don't want it
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I don't think you're shit. I think you're probably pretty good, actually.
Doesn't mean I won't kick your ass.
You're only human.
Sorry you went through that.
And thank you for saying that.
Hope you've had a better run of people here. I know you're a good person. You deserve kindness. More than most.
So.
Yeah.
Friendship.
Or whatever.
But I'm not charging you.
You just said you'll take anything for free.
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if you school me that quickly with like literally no effort
then fuck it, i want to be a werewolf too
damn
people here are alright so far
haven't really bumped into any assholes, surprisingly
it's kind of weird, actually
not complaining but maybe that's one of the criteria for getting dragged here
"can't be a total bullshit dickhead"
anyway, that reminds me
i have that necklace for you
hope you didn't think i was kidding
also, i didn't think i had to specify that torture does not fall under the umbrella of things i'll willingly take for free
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But. You're right. You've had a lot of practice.
If you were a werewolf, you could very easily go pro.
Something to think about.
There are plenty of total bullshit dickheads here, unfortunately. You're lucky to have avoided them.
And no. I didn't think you were kidding. I've been looking forward to it.
In return, I'll — you know.
Not force you to participate in english homework just because I want you to participate in english homework.
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obviously
you got any books on werewolves?
what's this obsession with homework about?
were you a teacher back home or something?
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Do you... know what a USB drive is?
[ eighties, and all that. anyway, derek realizes pretty quickly what his obsession with homework is about, and he's not sure if it's something billy needs to know about in full, but. he'll be vague. ]
Nothing like that.
I was in a position back home where I was a mentor to some people. Kids your age.
Didn't do enough for them. Should've made them stick to their studies instead of dive headfirst into the life I gave them.
I guess you remind me of them.
I want you to... you know. Be responsible. Take care of yourself. Learn. Grow.
Shit like that.
Probably overstepping. Sorry.
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sounds like a computer thing though
hard drive, etc.
or am i way off?
[ there's a short lull in the conversation here. billy... can't really recall the last person - last adult, anyway - who actually cared about his education, or his growth or whatever else. his teachers cared, maybe, but they cared about whether or not they could mold him into the assassin he was sent there to become, which means fuck-all to billy. his mom cared, obviously, but a lot of the comfort and support she would have offered her kids was beaten out of her by gene. billy can't really remember a time when she didn't seem small and quiet and scared of doing or saying the wrong thing. ]
it's not overstepping
i mean, i definitely don't want to do homework or anything but
i appreciate you looking out more than you know
[ ... ]
not a whole lot of people care that much
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I can give you a file. Show you a rundown.
[ he won't share the entire bestiary with billy, and he'll... likely visibly add redactions to more sensitive information he's unwilling to leave in the hands of someone who has never turned a computer on before they came here, but he'll give billy the kind of information a teenager could find with a quick cursory google search. he's not... rushing to offer billy the bite, and it's not something he's even committing to thinking about, but he's not going to punish billy for being curious. he would rather teach him about all of this than let him run around on the network trying to figure out how werewolves work for himself.
anyway — ]
Lots of people care.
I'm sure I'm not the only person you've met here who cares about you. I certainly won't be the last, even if I am.
From what I can tell, you haven't had the love and support you've needed. To an extent, I can relate to that.
And. Yeah.
Just want to make sure you're okay.
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my friend's here, he cares about me
and i'm not saying that doesn't count, but
i knew him before i ended up here, so.
anyway, i'm just saying it's
weird. not in a bad way.
just new i guess. haha
[ ok, that's enough of being vulnerable ]
i'm ok though
hope you are too
glad you're not drowning
hope steve also isn't drowning
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But.
I can procure you one. Or write everything out by hand.
Might be easier.
We're okay.
In general, though. I want you to be okay in general.
Duplicity is not an easy place to be. It's good you have people watching your back. Myself included. But.
Want you to be okay.
Thank you for checking in.
We should fix your mohawk next time I see you.
You probably haven't dyed it for a while.
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i'm okay.
i swear.
way better here than i was back home, if that doesn't sound insane to you
man, the roots are getting pretty bad
the sides could also use a buzz but i keep forgetting to ask about getting some clippers
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Don't worry about it.
I'll find one. Trade it for the necklace.
It doesn't. A lot of people are happier here than they were at home.
I'm one of them. I think.
I mean, I have Steve, so.
I can get you clippers.
If you promise to tell me when I slip from "weird but good" levels of concern and straight into being overbearing and offering to do too much for you.
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you're not going to get out of wearing it, dude
[ billy won't actually care that much if derek wears the dumb thing - so long as he doesn't just throw it out. ]
yeah
but it doesn't sound like you need this place to have steve
you knew him back home, too
besides, when you were doing that video thing with me last time
i'm like 99% sure you were looking at him off camera a couple times and i'm just gonna say
seems kinda like it would have been inevitable even back home
you sappy motherfuckers
whatever, i promise
not sure there's a lot you could do to make it weird
if you get to like
brushing-my-teeth-for-me-level of offering or whatever then maybe we can set some boundaries
but go ahead and get me clippers if you can get them that easily