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[confiscated]

[don't be a little bitch.]

[calloused]

[ you can't out-silence him. no response. if tate could see his eyebrows right now they would be very expressive. ]

[confiscated]

[fine, whatever. but you lost your chance at sex.]

might have a new therapist

[calloused]

[ apparently. derek's mildly annoyed, now that he's doing his pants up and acknowledging that tate was just fucking with him for the fun of it, like he always does. it's no small part of him that wants to just shut off his phone, deal with his boner and ignore tate for the rest of the day, but. kind of hard to ditch out on therapist talk. ]

Who?

[confiscated]

her name's harley. she's a dom, staying in the up

she's kinda cool

[calloused]

Okay.

Well - good. When's your first session?

[confiscated]

soon, i guess

kinda as far from a traditional therapist as you can get though
she's got a pet hyena

[calloused]

I don't like her.

[ can't just keep a wild animal. but, uh - ]

If you like her, that's all that matters.
Well -
If she's good at her job, that matters, too.

[confiscated]

i'll give you a review post-first official appointment

c'mon though, she's cool. pretty sure he was a rescue
is it also better or worse if i say she does tattoos?

[calloused]

She doesn't sound professional.

[ not that he's trying to scare tate off, or anything, he's just being - himself. unnecessarily protective and overbearing based on, like, zero information. ]

[confiscated]

guess time will tell

but some therapy's better than none, right?

[calloused]

Yeah.
Just - you know. Keep me updated. Like you said you would.

[ ... ]

I'll worry, otherwise.

[confiscated]

yeah, of course.

[All his bad decisions are yours to find out about, Derek.]

who knows, maybe she'll be like harmon and call me a freak and that'll be it
gotta shoot your shot or whatever, right?

i want a hyena now though
or a snake

[calloused]

Mm.

I'm not buying you a hyena.
Or a snake.
Just go play with the hermit crabs on the beach.

[confiscated]

what about rats? i used to have one of those

[calloused]

I don't have a problem with rats.
One of your six dozen cats might, though.

[confiscated]

guess we gotta test a theory then

[calloused]

Do what you want.
If you actually buy a snake, though - or a hyena, for that matter - I'm taking Trisk from the treehouse. She's going to live with me.

[ she basically already does, with how often she wanders over, but. still. ]

[confiscated]

way to pick a favorite cat and neglect the rest

[calloused]

That is exactly what I'm doing.
I'm not going to apologize.

[confiscated]

your cat is kinda stupid
if i got a snake it'd probably let itself be eaten by it

barely can drink water without drowning
guess i can't let her die

[calloused]

You can't do this.
You can't message me, get me to stop everything I'm doing with the promise of sex, ask me for a hyena and then talk shit about my cat.
I'm not going to allow it.

[confiscated]

you want an apologetic blowjob?

[calloused]

Fuck off.

[ there's a delay. ]

I mean, I wouldn't say no.

[confiscated]

want it out on the beach or in the woods