[ he's at the den, actually, just trying to set up a home court in the spare space in the yard. a few moments later, another message comes through - the familiar outline of derek's cock pressed tight against his underwear, the front of his pants open and undone. seems to be a recent shot, given that the side of the den is visible. ]
[ apparently. derek's mildly annoyed, now that he's doing his pants up and acknowledging that tate was just fucking with him for the fun of it, like he always does. it's no small part of him that wants to just shut off his phone, deal with his boner and ignore tate for the rest of the day, but. kind of hard to ditch out on therapist talk. ]
[ not that he's trying to scare tate off, or anything, he's just being - himself. unnecessarily protective and overbearing based on, like, zero information. ]
Do what you want. If you actually buy a snake, though - or a hyena, for that matter - I'm taking Trisk from the treehouse. She's going to live with me.
[ she basically already does, with how often she wanders over, but. still. ]
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[ he says, scrolling through his photos for a decent nude to send. ]
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where are you, even?
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[ he's at the den, actually, just trying to set up a home court in the spare space in the yard. a few moments later, another message comes through - the familiar outline of derek's cock pressed tight against his underwear, the front of his pants open and undone. seems to be a recent shot, given that the side of the den is visible. ]
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hardly counts as nudes. you suck at this sexting shit. i'm already rolling over to read comics
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might have a new therapist
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Who?
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she's kinda cool
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Well - good. When's your first session?
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kinda as far from a traditional therapist as you can get though
she's got a pet hyena
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[ can't just keep a wild animal. but, uh - ]
If you like her, that's all that matters.
Well -
If she's good at her job, that matters, too.
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c'mon though, she's cool. pretty sure he was a rescue
is it also better or worse if i say she does tattoos?
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[ not that he's trying to scare tate off, or anything, he's just being - himself. unnecessarily protective and overbearing based on, like, zero information. ]
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but some therapy's better than none, right?
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Just - you know. Keep me updated. Like you said you would.
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I'll worry, otherwise.
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[All his bad decisions are yours to find out about, Derek.]
who knows, maybe she'll be like harmon and call me a freak and that'll be it
gotta shoot your shot or whatever, right?
i want a hyena now though
or a snake
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I'm not buying you a hyena.
Or a snake.
Just go play with the hermit crabs on the beach.
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One of your six dozen cats might, though.
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If you actually buy a snake, though - or a hyena, for that matter - I'm taking Trisk from the treehouse. She's going to live with me.
[ she basically already does, with how often she wanders over, but. still. ]
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I'm not going to apologize.
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